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		<title>Michael Jordan stopped believing in the Bernouli Effect and caused five planes to crash</title>
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		<title>Michael Jordan once said &#8220;good morning&#8221; in a perfect Arnold Schwarzenegger voice.  If you heard it you would&#8217;ve thought it was really Arnold Schwarzenegger.</title>
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		<title>Michael Jordan introduced himself to me as &#8220;The Pumper&#8221; and told me he would be my friend.</title>
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		<title>Michael Jordan once recycled Dennis Miller&#8217;s joke about a Haley Joel Osment birthday party at Benihana</title>
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		<title>Michael Jordan is currently amassing a multi-million dollar budget to resurrect Jeff Goldblum&#8217;s status as a sex symbol</title>
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		<title>Michael Jordan averaged 41 points per game in the 1993 NBA Finals</title>
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		<title>Michael Jordan is a great guy</title>
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		<title>Michael Jordan got his meat lumped by some real Bay Area weight pushers</title>
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		<title>Michael Jordan paid top dollar for video of a fatal amusement park accident</title>
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		<title>Michael Jordan snuck into a retirement home, hid under one of the elderly resident&#8217;s beds, layed quietly in wait until the middle of the night and then shouted at the top of his lungs and rattled on the underside of the bed like some kind of demon</title>
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